Do you hate Comcast? Ya, we do too. After a long Monday at work, all you want do is grab a beer and watch the game (us too) or watch Gossip Girl…whatever floats your boat.
You get home, put on your PJ’s (you do, don’t lie), grab some ice cream, sit down, turn on the love of your life, as in your flat screen, and *GASP!* the screen reads “No signal”. WHY?! AAAH! Thanks Comcast.
You grab the phone in complete annoyance, dial Comcast, and then press 2 so you can “habla en español.” Then, just when you think your shitty service is going to get fixed before opening kickoff or the first Blair and Chuck scandal, you are transferred four times between operators who don’t care and pop gum in your ear for 15 minutes while you keep up your optimism.
After you’re on hold for…oh I don’t know…an hour? You realize…Comcast sucks. It’s Comcrap. Comcastic is actually Craptastic. And we want Comcast to know that they aren’t going to get away with it. Ok, so you are a monopoly, we get it. We HAVE to use you as our cable provider. But, we don’t HAVE to sit back quietly and take your shitty service. We can’t get through to you on the phone or through your customer service, so we are resorting to this.
Thanks Comcast. Here’s to you.
